Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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