Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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