what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
