'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
The air was thick with penises
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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