We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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