ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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