eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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