Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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