What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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