:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Randomize
