are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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