It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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