This girl is more easily done than said...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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