yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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