Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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