remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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