I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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