People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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