I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
17 year olds will be the death of me.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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