I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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