just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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