I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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