just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Bring me that man meat
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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