belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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