i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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