seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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