You work out of a Hotel?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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