sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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