I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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