It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Randomize
