So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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