oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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