I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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