Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
