Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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