I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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