So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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