...so i touched it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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