Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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