So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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