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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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