And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
