i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No subtext here. People are naked.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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