you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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