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(318): View more from Louisiana

But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...

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(361): View more from Texas

ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.

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Shotgun.

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(718): View more from New York

all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on

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(773): View more from Illinois

You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Where was your thought process?

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Drowning in my hangover.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends

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