I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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