adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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