I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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