Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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