i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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