Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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