Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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