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please tell me if i'm home and in my bed

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come find me please

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(602): View more from Arizona

I wish they made sweatshirts for legs

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you mean pants?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?

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(309): View more from Illinois

don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.

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(979): View more from Texas

I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic

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(240): View more from Maryland

are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?

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