how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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